Early Batgirl Submission

“I love clean sheets. It's the simultaneous reminiscence of how they got dirtied to begin with, and hopeful anticipation of what stories they will live to tell next time you are standing fatefully in front of the washing machine.” ― Kristie LeVangie

Tell Me Something Dirty #32

I'd Be Scared To Blow My Nose!

“The verse is supposed to get you hard so the chorus can suck you off.” ― M. Thomas Gammarino

She Means Business...Or She's About To Cry...I Can't Tell

“A man without a woman is like a pistol without a trigger; it is the woman who makes the man go off.” ― Victor Hugo

Stamps Of Approval #32 (Hot Sexy Women Pic Dump - 20 Photos)

Her Fingernails Remind Me Of Those Candy-Coated Almonds...Mmmmm

The Nonconformist Club

The nonconformists decided to band.

And form a friendship club in a new land.

A new land could not be found anywhere.

Plus crazy disagreements were everywhere.

Intense yelling ensued and fighting broke out.

Nonconformity was rampant, and all about.

I did not think it would work a ringleader said.

For if anyone said green, I would have to say red.

A club was always a dumb idea, said another.

I can’t even get along with my own stupid brother.

I can’t believe I ever agreed, said a third.

Knowing I have to always have the last word.

~ Caren Krutsinger