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Tuesday, December 27, 2022

Early Batgirl Submission


“I love clean sheets. It's the simultaneous reminiscence of how they got dirtied to begin with, and hopeful anticipation of what stories they will live to tell next time you are standing fatefully in front of the washing machine.” ― Kristie LeVangie

I'd Be Scared To Blow My Nose!


“The verse is supposed to get you hard so the chorus can suck you off.” ― M. Thomas Gammarino

Tuesday, December 13, 2022

She Means Business...Or She's About To Cry...I Can't Tell


“A man without a woman is like a pistol without a trigger; it is the woman who makes the man go off.” ― Victor Hugo

Her Fingernails Remind Me Of Those Candy-Coated Almonds...Mmmmm


The Nonconformist Club

The nonconformists decided to band.
And form a friendship club in a new land.
A new land could not be found anywhere.
Plus crazy disagreements were everywhere.

Intense yelling ensued and fighting broke out.
Nonconformity was rampant, and all about.
I did not think it would work a ringleader said.
For if anyone said green, I would have to say red.

A club was always a dumb idea, said another.
I can’t even get along with my own stupid brother.
I can’t believe I ever agreed, said a third.
Knowing I have to always have the last word.

Wednesday, November 30, 2022

Oooo...I Wonder What She's Hidin'...


A Daughter Of Eve

A fool I was to sleep at noon,
  And wake when night is chilly
Beneath the comfortless cold moon;
A fool to pluck my rose too soon,
  A fool to snap my lily.

My garden-plot I have not kept;
  Faded and all-forsaken,
I weep as I have never wept:
Oh it was summer when I slept,
  It's winter now I waken.

Talk what you please of future spring
  And sun-warm'd sweet to-morrow:—
Stripp'd bare of hope and everything,
No more to laugh, no more to sing,
  I sit alone with sorrow.

~ Christina Rossetti

Wednesday, November 23, 2022

A Bevy Of Beauties #20: A Tag Bonanza (42 Photos)

I've collected so many pics over the years and the ones that I don't choose to feature on my blogs and social sites ultimately just get deleted...But why? I've decided to just bunch them all together and post them anyway. I mean, I originally liked the pic enough to save it, right? So why not share it? So this is where I'll dump all the pics I decided for whatever reason won't be featured during my regular posting sessions when I get enough of them to fill a post (if you've followed me for some time, you have to know I'm a creature of habit, right?). So I hope you enjoy them as much as I did finding them! *KISSES*

Tuesday, November 22, 2022

The Further You Go Down, The Better And Better She Gets!


Thy Soul Is An Hourglass

Thy soul
An hourglass
Filling with sand,
Stirring up stars

Tuesday, November 15, 2022

She's A "Bobby" I'd Love To Be Arrested By


Thought Police

I'm afraid
So afraid
Of being arrested
By the thought police

Their rules are many
Think this
Think that
Don't diverge from the normal
Stop playing on the street corner of tomorrow
Let sleeping dogs rest
Do not question
Do not burn on passionate bonfires

I watch as they ready their weapons
They display arresting warrants through clouded glass
Fifty shades of bland
Cuffs dangling from bulging belts
Bound in self rightous blunder
They wait outside my door
Screaming bull horns command me to exit my paper freedom
I am blinded by search lights, forced to use my third eye
Fearful of their uniformed presence
How long will they be held at bay?

I hold their preconceptions hostage
They cannot see beyond their script
Trained in the warfare of ignorance 
They say "who are you, to question our authority?"

I answer
"I am the poet
The one who dreams beyond here and now
My words push through yesterday like a plow!
Yet I am gentle like the rain
Equal parts of pleasure and pain
A powerful detergent
I remove ancient stains
With my words I shake the ground
I will not be stopped by another's sound
Arrest me, yet you can't stop what I think
Within my mind I determine what I drink."

The thought police
Turn to another
The writings of our sisters and brothers
They wait, with cuffs in hand
Unable to understand
The few
The many
Who have joined hands
The poets
The thinkers
We take a stand

Tuesday, November 8, 2022

Look At Those Kitty's Eyes! Too Funny!


“The hours I spend with you I look upon as sort of a perfumed garden, a dim twilight, and a fountain singing to it. You and you alone make me feel that I am alive. Other men it is said have seen angels, but I have seen thee and thou art enough.” — George Moore

She Comes With Our Premium Bed And Breakfast Package


“While I sleep, I dream of you, and while I wake, I long to hold you in my arms. If anything, our time apart has only made me more certain that I want to spend my nights by your side, and my days with your heart.” — Nicholas Sparks

Tuesday, October 25, 2022

I Don't Know What She's Wearing Or Why...But I Like It


"Never dress older than you are! The five wardrobe items you must have are a nice pair of well-fitting shoes, pajamas, sexy yet comfortable lingerie, a party dress in a bold color, and a jumpsuit." — Elizabeth Jagger

Monday, October 24, 2022

A Bevy Of Beauties #19: A Tag Bonanza (38 Photos)

I've collected so many pics over the years and the ones that I don't choose to feature on my blogs and social sites ultimately just get deleted...But why? I've decided to just bunch them all together and post them anyway. I mean, I originally liked the pic enough to save it, right? So why not share it? So this is where I'll dump all the pics I decided for whatever reason won't be featured during my regular posting sessions when I get enough of them to fill a post (if you've followed me for some time, you have to know I'm a creature of habit, right?). So I hope you enjoy them as much as I did finding them! *KISSES*

Tuesday, October 4, 2022

Now This Takes Concentration...It's Like She's Auditioning For A Role As A Mannequin!


"As a geek, I take umbrage at the notion that chips are not sexy. But yes, robots, drones, satellites and self-driving cars are the kinds of things that excite me." — Steve Jurvetson

Look How Her Bottom Fits So Nicely Into Her Waist Curve!


"I play the baritone horn – which is like a mini tuba and is the least sexy instrument you can choose, and I generally say I don’t play one so I don’t have to acknowledge it. I also play the fife." — Steve Carell

Friday, September 23, 2022

The Club #7: A Follower's Collection (12 Photos)

Over the years I've gained a few faithful followers and supporters of all of my endeavors and it seems I can never thank them enough for their help, encouragements, and just plain awesomeness. Also, they have always thrown a few pics my way, some even flood my inbox with them (YAY!), so...I've decided to create a series on each of my BLOGs to spotlight these sexy offerings...to show off some really good taste in sexy beauty, as well as to give these followers the nod they deserve.

(Side Note: These followers do not claim to own these pics or their rights; they are simply collectors like myself)

This collection is courtesy of: kenny Bareega from Twitter

Tuesday, September 20, 2022

Did I Just Hear Someone Open A Door?


"I respect women like Gloria Steinem who paved the way. But when you say ‘feminist’ now, there is a message that if you are sexy and you acknowledge that part of your personality publicly, then it’s somehow an affront to women. And I reject that." — Megyn Kelly

Monday, September 19, 2022

A Bevy Of Beauties #18: A Tag Bonanza (40 Photos)

I've collected so many pics over the years and the ones that I don't choose to feature on my blogs and social sites ultimately just get deleted...But why? I've decided to just bunch them all together and post them anyway. I mean, I originally liked the pic enough to save it, right? So why not share it? So this is where I'll dump all the pics I decided for whatever reason won't be featured during my regular posting sessions when I get enough of them to fill a post (if you've followed me for some time, you have to know I'm a creature of habit, right?). So I hope you enjoy them as much as I did finding them! *KISSES*

I Thought She Was Part Of The Painting At First!


"People have mentioned, ‘Maybe you should try to be more sexy. Look at how this butt stuff propelled this person to the top of the chart; it’s amazing!’ And I’m like, ‘What if I really want to sing something to people?’ I speak my mind. I want to be that person people feel they can listen to." — Kiesza

Tuesday, September 6, 2022

I Love It When They Know It Too


"I was surrounded by women and all I would hear is of them complaining about their shoes. Back then, ‘comfort’ was a dirty word in fashion footwear. This was before fur loafers or sneakers. So, I wanted to create a shoe that was like slipping your foot into a glove – something beautiful, feminine, and sexy at the same time." — Edgardo Osorio

Tuesday, August 30, 2022

I Wonder If She's Ready For What Happens On The Wedding Night?


"There’s just something about vampires that’s sexy. It’s the same reason why women go for the bad boy – you want them but you shouldn’t have them." — Nina Dobrev

Tuesday, August 23, 2022

Would It Really Matter If She Untied It Completely?


"I have so much residue crap in my hair from years and years of not washing it and not having any sense of personal hygiene whatsoever. Even today, I go into these things where I’m supposed to be this sexy guy or whatever, and I’m literally asking, ‘If I get plumes of dandruff on me, can you just brush it off?’" — Robert Pattinson

Tuesday, August 16, 2022

Will You Take Her Hand?


"When you’re a girl, you have to be everything, You have to be dope at what you do, but you have to be super sweet, and you have to be sexy, and you have to be this and you have to be that and you have to be nice, and you have to – it’s like, I can’t be all of those things at once. I’m a human being." — Nicki Minaj

You Shoot...You Score! Flag! Red Card! I Don't Know...


"I love a man with a great sense of humor and who is intelligent – a man who has a great smile. He has to make me laugh. I like a man who is very ambitious and driven and who has a good heart and makes me feel safe. I like a man who is very strong and independent and confident – that is very sexy – but at the same time, he’s very kind to people." — Nicole Scherzinger

Tuesday, August 2, 2022

Tuesday, July 26, 2022

The Club #6: A Follower's Collection (39 Photos)

Over the years I've gained a few faithful followers and supporters of all of my endeavors and it seems I can never thank them enough for their help, encouragements, and just plain awesomeness. Also, they have always thrown a few pics my way, some even flood my inbox with them (YAY!), so...I've decided to create a series on each of my BLOGs to spotlight these sexy offerings...to show off some really good taste in sexy beauty, as well as to give these followers the nod they deserve.

(Side Note: These followers do not claim to own these pics or their rights; they are simply collectors like myself)

This collection is courtesy of: OrangeeAppeal (Orangee3) from Reddit

She Didn't Commit To The Pink Ears! Props To Little Miss Blue Bunny...


"If you are ugly you must either learn to dance or make love." — Anonymous

Tuesday, July 12, 2022

In College, I Majored In Back-Arching


"Don’t try to make someone hate the person he loves. For he will go on loving but he will hate you." — Anonymous

I Don't Think We're At The "Use The Bathroom Together" Part Of Our Relationship


"I have reached a point in life where I feel it is no longer necessary to try & impress anyone. If they like me the way I am, good, & if they don’t, it’s their loss." — Anonymous

Tuesday, June 28, 2022

She's Gonna Have Trouble Gettin' Those Out


"Sometimes the only choice left to do is to stop caring. Make a pace and move forward no matter how it hurts because there is no reason to stay anymore." — Anonymous

Monday, June 27, 2022

A Bevy Of Beauties #17: A Tag Bonanza (41 Photos)

I've collected so many pics over the years and the ones that I don't choose to feature on my blogs and social sites ultimately just get deleted...But why? I've decided to just bunch them all together and post them anyway. I mean, I originally liked the pic enough to save it, right? So why not share it? So this is where I'll dump all the pics I decided for whatever reason won't be featured during my regular posting sessions when I get enough of them to fill a post (if you've followed me for some time, you have to know I'm a creature of habit, right?). So I hope you enjoy them as much as I did finding them! *KISSES*

Tuesday, June 21, 2022

What? I Always Dress Like This When I Invite People Over In The Afternoon


"I'm just waiting for the moment where it's accepted that women are just as sexual as men without women having to be overtly sexy just to prove how 'liberated' they are." — Marina and the Diamonds

Friday, June 17, 2022

A Bevy Of Beauties #16: A Tag Bonanza (35 Photos)

I've collected so many pics over the years and the ones that I don't choose to feature on my blogs and social sites ultimately just get deleted...But why? I've decided to just bunch them all together and post them anyway. I mean, I originally liked the pic enough to save it, right? So why not share it? So this is where I'll dump all the pics I decided for whatever reason won't be featured during my regular posting sessions when I get enough of them to fill a post (if you've followed me for some time, you have to know I'm a creature of habit, right?). So I hope you enjoy them as much as I did finding them! *KISSES*

Tuesday, June 14, 2022

She's Playin' Coy But You Can Tell She's Down


"I get really saucy after a few drinks. Sexy rude, not obnoxious rude." — Katie Price

Tuesday, June 7, 2022

I Want Whatever She Is...A Peacock?


"I think it's sexy when someone makes a statement that says, 'This is who I am. This is what I think is sexy.'" — Carmen Electra

I Hope She's Playin' Something Poppin'


"One thing that I do find really sexy is a girl who's good at crossword puzzles." — Chris Pine

Saturday, May 28, 2022

The Club #5: A Follower's Collection (41 Photos)

Over the years I've gained a few faithful followers and supporters of all of my endeavors and it seems I can never thank them enough for their help, encouragements, and just plain awesomeness. Also, they have always thrown a few pics my way, some even flood my inbox with them (YAY!), so...I've decided to create a series on each of my BLOGs to spotlight these sexy offerings...to show off some really good taste in sexy beauty, as well as to give these followers the nod they deserve.

(Side Note: These followers do not claim to own these pics or their rights; they are simply collectors like myself)

This collection is courtesy of: OrangeeAppeal (Orangee3) from Reddit

Tuesday, May 24, 2022

It Won't Upset Anyone When She Kneels


"'Sexy' doesn't have to come with the price tag of being dumb." — Pink

Wednesday, May 18, 2022

If This Is What My Angel Looks Like, I Can Only Imagine How My Devil Looks...


"If God wanted us to be naked, why did he invent sexy lingerie?" — Shannen Doherty 

She'd Have Me At Those Freckles


I'm gonna get busted for postin' this one and I won't be able to post it on certain social sites, which bums me out because then most of my followers won't get to see it unless they visit this BLOG, but I just can't not post it, right? It's one of the sexiest pics from her and I just love how her freckles are so prominent, I mean, because I'm pretty sure she really has them in real life, but I guess you never know nowadays with all the photoshopped pics and filters out there.