I Think She's Confused On How To Take A Bath

“Let’s start with this statistic: You are delicious. Be brave, my sweet. I know you can get lonely. I know you can crave companionship and sex and love so badly that it physically hurts. But I truly believe that the only way you can find out that there’s something better out there is to first believe there’s something better out there. What other choice is there?” ― Greg Behrendt

She's Not Gettin' Any Tickets Any Time Soon

“When you make music or write or create, it's really your job to have mind-blowing, irresponsible, condomless sex with whatever idea it is you're writing about at the time. ” ― Lady Gaga

She's A Naughty Doctor Or Nurse...Your Choice I Guess! ;)

“Boys and girls in America have such a sad time together; sophistication demands that they submit to sex immediately without proper preliminary talk. Not courting talk—real straight talk about souls, for life is holy and every moment is precious.” ― Jack Kerouac

Stamps Of Approval #33 (Hot Sexy Women Pic Dump - 20 Photos)

I Think I'd Choose The Beach Over The Rocks, But To Each Is Own, Right?

“Why wasn’t friendship as good as a relationship? Why wasn’t it even better? It was two people who remained together, day after day, bound not by sex or physical attraction or money or children or property, but only by the shared agreement to keep going, the mutual dedication to a union that could never be codified.” ― Hanya Yanagihara

It's Time For Tea, Sweetie...Your Rent Payment Can Wait

“There is more to sex appeal than just measurements. I don't need a bedroom to prove my womanliness. I can convey just as much sex appeal, picking apples off a tree or standing in the rain.” ― Audrey Hepburn