You Got Me Officer...I'm Busted!

“The best way to start my day is with our lips pressed together.” — Unknown

I couldn't imagine this beauty ever getting a ticket unless of course it was a female cop who didn't like women in that way or a male cop who played for the other team, because if she did get arrested, and I was the cop, I wouldn't be able to not say to her, “Okay, I got you now, you're busted!” I bet it would make us both laugh! And if she told the officer the above quote, I'm sure she'd get somethin' other than a ticket.

I Think, Therefore I Am

“The way you walk, talk, and think—it’s all sexy to me.” — Unknown

This would be me tryin' to impress someone who I wanted to think I was smart! Heehee...I mean, I'm not dumb, I've read so many books I could be like a superhero librarian or somethin', but we all get to this point sometimes, when we try to be somethin' we're not to impress someone who we want to like us. Don't be upset with yourself it's natural...just remember that sooner or later, especially if the person actually sticks around, that your real self is gonna come out...and I bet that is not really a bad thing!

Tell Me Something Dirty #26

Hmmm...Who Should I Arrest Today?

Me: “You what?”

Officer: “Frisk me.”

Me: “You want me to frisk you? I thought I was in trouble for jaywalkin'?”

Officer: “Frisk me. Now.”

[I frisk her]

Officer: “I love the way you explore my body.”

Oh, my...[flailing hand in front of my face]...that little imagination run just got me all slippery and ready to go! I'd so love it if somethin' like this happened to me, well, maybe not with a real cop because I'd be scared and stuff but definitely with someone I know doin' a little roleplayin'...I guess I know what I'm doin' tonight!

I Think You're Hiding Something From Me...

“When you kiss me, I don’t feel butterflies. I feel the whole zoo.” — Unknown

This quote doesn't really connect to the picture or the title I wrote, but I just loved it when I came across it! It's so funny, yet so accurate sometimes...I'd love to besomeone's "zoo," wouldn't you?