Tuesday, October 12, 2021

Hmmm...Who Should I Arrest Today?


Me: “You what?”

Officer: “Frisk me.”

Me: “You want me to frisk you? I thought I was in trouble for jaywalkin'?”

Officer: “Frisk me. Now.”

[I frisk her]

Officer: “I love the way you explore my body.”

Oh, my...[flailing hand in front of my face]...that little imagination run just got me all slippery and ready to go! I'd so love it if somethin' like this happened to me, well, maybe not with a real cop because I'd be scared and stuff but definitely with someone I know doin' a little roleplayin'...I guess I know what I'm doin' tonight!

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