This Chair Is So Comfy...It Just Relaxes Me So...

This pic is so hot but I won't be able to share it on two of my social accounts, Pinterest and Facebook! GRRRR! It gets me so mad because I've already gotten one entire board deleted from Pinterest for “sexual” images but I don't post any nudity, and I've gotten a few pins taken down for the same reason...it's just so frustrating because without Pinterest I'd have no one lookin' at my posts because my other social sites aren't as active...and stupid Facebook! I just recently created a new page on there and I keep getting flagged for spam! I hate the fact that when people share images of beautiful women it's instantly spam! I mean, I'm not even sharin' links regulary on there! Oh well, it's not going to stop me from sharin' stuff on my blogs, because they finally made their policies more realistic and understand people aren't really bad just because they share posts of a female's body.

Stamps Of Approval #25 (Hot Sexy Women Pic Dump - 20 Photos)

I Smell Differently When I'm Awake? What Does That Mean?

When I first heard that joke...I peed my pants, literally. My girlfriend read it on one of the social sites and she told me about the worst things to say to someone when you first meet them, and that was the last one...It's just so hilarious and creepy at the same time! I mean, it implies that this isn't the first time you're meetin' the person and that you stalk them, but at the same time, if someone said that to me the first time I met them, if I hadn't heard it before, I think I would have had the same reaction and I would have had to change my panties! Or my bottoms or dress, you know, if I wasn't wearin' any...

You Seem To Fall Down A Lot

When I first read about the controversy surrounding Coconut Kitty and her edited images, I stopped posting her because I didn't want to be connected to anything like what she was doing or what her picture allegedly stood for...but now, after reading her side of the story, it actually makes a little more sense to me as to why she would have created such a character. So you should search it up and do a little reading. It's amazing what some of these girls go through, and maybe you can see why I decided to stop postin' pics of myself.

A Character

I marvel how Nature could ever find space

For so many strange contrasts in one human face:

There's thought and no thought, and there's paleness and bloom

And bustle and sluggishness, pleasure and gloom. 

~ William Wordsworth 

Forget About Daphne! I Want Me Some Velma!

Growin' up I always had a crush on Velma more than Daphne, which was weird to all my friends because Daphne was always portrayed as the cute, girly girl, right? It's the same thing with Ginger and Mary Anne on Gilligan's Island...I always wanted Mary Anne, like hard core...so when the internet began doin' it's thing, I was so amazed and validated to see so many others thinkin' Velma was the sexy one out of the two and others thought Mary Anne was the hot one too...I did like Sarah Michelle Gellar as Daphne but Linda Cardellini as Velma blew me away, especially when she became sexy Velma.

Tell Me Something Dirty #28

Are You Okay? Can I Help You Up?

That's probably not all you have to do to keep a girl like this satisfied in the bedroom, because I bet she's seen it all, and you'd probably have to be very creative to keep her interest and I can just imagine how that would feel, that desperation to not lose her, to keep her comin' back, to keep her feelin' good...I don't know if I could put up with that type of pressure for long, but I know I'd definitely like to try...

Roses wear blindfolds;

Violets crack whips;

candle wax dripping,

teeth biting lips.

~ Michael Faudet